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I come from a small town, enjoy laughing and being the weird one to help others smile. We should hang out sometime.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Man. No matter how many times a pretty girl stands me up I've always got that hope. Hope is a terrible thing, it grows from nothing and pops out into something that burrows into your heart. Then it puts up its beautiful head and just begs to get ripped out. I'm done. 

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Reasons to date me

Reasons to date me

  • I can sometimes open jars
  • Nobody will try and steal me away
  • Fat guys love fires and marshmallows
  • Awesome cuddler
  • Sometimes I'm funny